tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-130142402011-07-28T05:07:57.928-07:00jenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00778639523719281574noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13014240.post-35524186270824005762007-07-02T22:45:00.000-07:002010-11-25T16:52:32.310-08:00<img src="http://media-files.gather.com/images/d854/d642/d746/d224/d96/f3/inter.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978715495">Snide World of Sports Recap November 21-22, NFL Scores Week 11</a><br /><br /><br />The top three rated teams in the BCA standings were all idle this week, which would normally make for a slow college football weekend, but several close games kept things interesting.<br /><br />The Michigan State Spartans pulled out a squeaker against the Purdue Boilermakers, 35-31. The Spartans have won so many close games this year, their coach has had a heart attack, a stroke, and three ulcer attacks. God forbid they ever lose a close game.<br /><a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978715495">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://media-files.gather.com/images/d169/d637/d746/d224/d96/f3/inter.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978703806">Tea Party Roots: A New grassroots movement or old politics reincarnated?</a><br /><br /><br />The Tea Party made big gains in the midterm elections earlier this month,<br />revolutionizing the face of both the GOP and American politics. According to CNN, the GOP has gained 61 House seats as well as picking up several crucial Senate seats. Their platform of limited government and lower taxes was a breath of fresh air to a lot of voters in these tough economic times but are they exactly original? <br /><a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978703806">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://media-files.gather.com/images/d835/d640/d746/d224/d96/f3/inter.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978713236">So Sarah Palin Wrote Another Book? America By Heart (SPOILERS!)</a><br /><br /><br />In the last couple years former Alaskan governor and aerial wolf hunter Sarah Palin has written two books, which is about two more than she’s read in the last ten years, not counting Mein Kampf or the Turner Diaries. <br /><a href="http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978713236">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br><br><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A1345/1345594/300_1345594.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5938026/hauntings_in_america_the_lalaurie_house.html?cat=37">Hauntings in America: The Lalaurie House </a><br /><br /><br />Located at 1140 Royal Street in the French Quarter of New Orleans, the Lalaurie Mansion has a bloody past and a ghostly future.<br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5938026/hauntings_in_america_the_lalaurie_house.html?cat=37">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A1338/1338066/300_1338066.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5922986/hauntings_in_america_the_ghost_of_mary.html?cat=37">Hauntings in America: The Ghost of Mary Surratt </a><br /><br /><br />The woman convicted of conspiring to kill Abe Lincoln still roams the land in Washington D.C., and Maryland.<br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5922986/hauntings_in_america_the_ghost_of_mary.html?cat=37">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br><br><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A1332/1332314/300_1332314.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5909234/hauntings_in_america_the_ghost_of_john.html?cat=37">Hauntings in America: The Ghost of John Wayne </a><br /><br /><br />John Wayne was born Marion Robert Morrison on May 26, 1907 and he died June 11, 1979. In life he was known as a western movie star, and in death he has never left his beloved yacht.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5909234/hauntings_in_america_the_ghost_of_john.html?cat=37">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A1325/1325902/300_1325902.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5894390/hauntings_in_america_the_hannah_house.html?cat=37">Hauntings in America: The Hannah House of Indianapolis </a><br /><br /><br />In central Indiana there sits a house whose history is so dark it spills into the present. The Hannah House is today considered one of America's most haunted mansions, a known site of such paranormal activity.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5894390/hauntings_in_america_the_hannah_house.html?cat=37">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A1009/1009238/300_1009238.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2783932/the_three_worst_oscar_nominated_actors.html?cat=40">The Three Worst Oscar Nominated Actors of All Time</a><br /><br /><br />And the Oscar shouldn't go to: Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, and Bruce Willis!<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2783932/the_three_worst_oscar_nominated_actors.html?cat=40">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br><br><br><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A8617/861768/300_861768.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2479786/glenn_becks_top_ten_dumbest_quotes.html?cat=9">Glenn Beck's Top Ten Dumbest Quotes </a><br /><br /><br />Crawl into the tiny thing that is Glenn Beck's mind... but beware of black holes!<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2479786/glenn_becks_top_ten_dumbest_quotes.html?cat=9">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A8609/860966/300_860966.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2478404/ann_coulters_top_ten_dumbest_quotes.html?cat=9">Ann Coulter's Top Ten Dumbest Quotes </a><br /><br /><br />Ann Coulter is a wacko right wing nutjob. Don't believe me? Read this.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2478404/ann_coulters_top_ten_dumbest_quotes.html?cat=9">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br><br><br><br><br><br><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A8415/841532/300_841532.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2434016/obama_pardons_black_turkey.html?cat=60">Obama Pardons Black Turkey </a><br /><br /><br />In a controversial move, President Obama has pardoned a black turkey named Bojangles.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2434016/obama_pardons_black_turkey.html?cat=60">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2371148/kramers_racist_proud_to_be_white_email.html?cat=9">"Kramer's" Racist Proud to Be White Email: A Sensible Response </a><br /><br /><br />Responding to the "Proud to be White" email falsely attributed to Seinfeld's Kramer...<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2371148/kramers_racist_proud_to_be_white_email.html?cat=9">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A8008/800832/300_800832.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2336612/hauntings_in_america_north_chicagos.html?cat=37">Hauntings in America: North Chicago's Cemeteries</a><br /><br /><br />Chicago is full of cemeteries both large and small, but no matter the size, most likely some of the graves in those cemeteries are haunted. Here are the haunted graves of the cemeteries on the North Side of Chicago and the stories behind them.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2336612/hauntings_in_america_north_chicagos.html?cat=37">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2335180/hauntings_in_america_south_chicagos.html?cat=8">Hauntings in America: South Chicago's Cemeteries</a><br /><br /><br />Chicago is full of cemeteries both large and small, but no matter the size, most likely some of the graves in those cemeteries are haunted. Here are the haunted graves of the cemeteries on the South Side of Chicago and the stories behind them.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2335180/hauntings_in_america_south_chicagos.html?cat=8">Read more...</a><br><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A7994/799438/300_799438.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2333054/hauntings_in_america_ghosts_of_the.html?cat=37">Hauntings in America: Ghosts of the White House</a><br /><br /><br />The White House has been haunted by both Presidents and their First Ladies. But you needn't be a politician or married to one to haunt the halls of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. In fact, you don't even have to be human.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2333054/hauntings_in_america_ghosts_of_the.html?cat=37">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A7919/791975/300_791975.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2315779/white_house_ghosts_the_first_ladies.html?cat=37">Hauntings in America: White House Ghosts: The First Ladies</a><br /><br /><br />Behind every President is a First Lady, making her mark in the residence in DC. Like their husbands, First Ladies make their impression known inside the walls of the White House, influencing policy and also adding to the mysticism of American politics.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2315779/white_house_ghosts_the_first_ladies.html?cat=37">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A7890/789069/300_789069.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2309297/hauntings_in_america_the_white_house.html?cat=34">Hauntings in America: White House Ghosts</a><br /><br /><br />Past presidents are the most frequent haunters of the White House and for some of them their hauntings are more memorable than their tenures in office.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2309297/hauntings_in_america_the_white_house.html?cat=34">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A7771/777147/300_777147.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2279209/history_of_the_black_cat.html?cat=37">History of the Black Cat</a><br /><br /><br />For centuries the black cat has been a powerful symbol, its connotation often negative, commonly seen as a sign of bad luck in many cultures. But what lies beneath the myths of the black cat?<br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2279209/history_of_the_black_cat.html?cat=37">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A6341/634118/300_634118.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1921754/top_ten_reasons_sarah_palin_is_quiting.html?cat=9">TOP TEN Reasons Sarah Palin is Quiting as Governor of Alaska</a><br /><br /><br />Everyone wants to know. She won't tell you. So I will.<br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1921754/top_ten_reasons_sarah_palin_is_quiting.html?cat=9">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A3881/388136/300_388136.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1150958/hauntings_in_america_fast_freddys_in.html?cat=6">Hauntings in America: Fast Freddy's in Fort Worth, Texas</a><br /><br /><br />Pool hustler U.J.Puckett haunts his old stomping grounds at Fast Freddy's in Fort Worth, Texas.<br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1150958/hauntings_in_america_fast_freddys_in.html?cat=6">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://i.acdn.us/image/A3804/380407/300_380407.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1093495/halloween_helps_with_death_anxiety.html?cat=38">Halloween Helps with Death Anxiety</a><br /><br />Halloween is a wholesome way to respond to our attraction to death and to deal with such fears of it. It helps us deal with our fear of death in the way it mocks the very horror that's meant to scare us.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1093495/halloween_helps_with_death_anxiety.html?cat=38">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A3518/351806/470_351806.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1017212/an_open_letter_to_sarah_palin.html?cat=9">An Open Letter to Sarah Palin</a><br /><br />Dear Sarah, I like you a lot but we gotta talk...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1017212/an_open_letter_to_sarah_palin.html?cat=9">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A3518/351806/470_351806.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1007574/bristol_palin_faking_pregnancy_for.html?cat=60">Bristol Palin Faking Pregnancy For Mother, Says Web Rumors</a><br /><br />According to rumors circulating on the internet, the recent revelation that Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin's unmarried 17-year-old daughter Bristol Palin is pregnant is just a clever ploy hiding the truth about Alaskan Governor Palin's own pregnancy.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1007574/bristol_palin_faking_pregnancy_for.html?cat=60">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rat8jPq3_eg/R_KBmdBg8qI/AAAAAAAAAE4/8Dpx_g0vI_E/s200/truck.jpg" width=150 align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer_big.html">New Study Shows Small Men Prefer Big Trucks</a><br /><br />A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles. The study, conducted on 350 males nationwide, lasted for three months. For the purpose of the study, the national average genitalia scaled in at 5 1/2 inches. Those men who measured less than the 5 1/2 inch mark were twice as likely to drive a Hummer, and five times as likely to drive a four wheel drive truck or oversized car while those men measuring 5 1/2 inches or above tended to prefer small to mid-sized vehicles, including hybrids and rice burners.<br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/688493/new_study_shows_small_men_prefer_big.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A2271/227193/300_227193.jpg" width=150 align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/622025/bill_oreillys_top_ten_dumbest_quotes.html"> Bill O'Reilly's Ten Dumbest Quotes</a><br /><br />Bill O'Reilly's foot spends more time in his mouth than his dentures.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/622025/bill_oreillys_top_ten_dumbest_quotes.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A2154/215461/300_215461.jpg" width=150 align="right" /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/587605/how_to_break_up_with_your_boyfriend.html"> <br />How to Break Up with Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend on Valentine's Day</a><br /><br />Helpful tips in ending a relationship on Valentine's Day without ending up like St. Valentine himself.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/587605/how_to_break_up_with_your_boyfriend.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/542433/michigan_republican_primaries_residents.html"> Michigan Republicans Up in Air</a><br /><br />When it comes to southwestern lower Michigan, Republicanism runs as rampant as frostbite. But when there are so many to pick from, how's a Michigander to choose? <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/542433/michigan_republican_primaries_residents.html">Read more...<br /></a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/486531/nativity_scene_vandals_replace_baby.html"> Nativity Vandals Replace Baby Jesus with Budweiser</a><br /><br />When Dan Fairbanks checked his congregation's nativity scene Christmas Eve morning, what he found was the most disturbing image of his life. In the manger belonging to Baby Jesus, instead of the King of the Jews, he found the King of Beers...<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/486531/nativity_scene_vandals_replace_baby.html">Read more...<br /><br /></a><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/150_0000075178_0000162036.jpg" align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/426684/hauntings_in_rome_beatrice_cenci.html"> Hauntings in Rome: Beatrice Cenci</a><br /><br />She was the beautiful 17-year-old daughter of Roman nobility, and now she haunts the streets of present day Rome.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/426684/hauntings_in_rome_beatrice_cenci.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/425562/hauntings_in_america_the_winchester.html"> Hauntings in America: The Winchester House in San Jose, California</a><br />The story behind the house that grew seven stories and over 160 rooms. Oh yeah, and it's filled with ghosts.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/425562/hauntings_in_america_the_winchester.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/150_0000075178_0000161637.jpg" align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/425568/vegetarian_zombies_are_breaking_the.html"> Vegetarian Zombies Breaking Stigma</a><br /><br />A new sect of zombies is hoping to crush undead stereotypes.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/425568/vegetarian_zombies_are_breaking_the.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/411176/aussie_woman_injured_during_sex_accident.html"> Aussie Woman Injured During Sex Accident</a><br />An Australian woman was seriously wounded Thursday after a mishap with a sex toy sent her flying out of the window of her second-story flat and into the path of several oncoming vehicles.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/411176/aussie_woman_injured_during_sex_accident.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/411173/suicidal_vampire_out_of_options_immortality.html"> Suicidal Vampire Out of Options</a><br />Immortality comes back to bite despondent blood drinker<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/411173/suicidal_vampire_out_of_options_immortality.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/411154/cubs_lose_cosmos_safe.html"> Cubs Lose: Cosmos Safe</a><br />Those lovable losers have again done what they do best, proving that "Cubs" really stands for Completely Useless Beyond September. <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/411154/cubs_lose_cosmos_safe.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/150_0000075178_0000152146.jpg" align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/399123/township_council_pines_for_tree_solution.html"> Township Council Pines for Tree Solution</a><br /><br />If the electric company cuts down a tree in the township, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/399123/township_council_pines_for_tree_solution.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/399104/police_puzzled_by_recent_burglaries.html"> Police Puzzled by Recent Burglaries</a><br /><br />A string of robberies in Broken Springs has the police scratching their balding heads in bewilderment. A burglar has busted either the windshield or a back window of several cars, leaving behind a most interesting, perplexing clue: a large rock.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/399104/police_puzzled_by_recent_burglaries.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/394997/francis_de_civille_man_buried_alive.html"> Francis de Civille: Man Buried Alive Three Times</a><br /><br />Premature burial is not and never was out of the realms of possibility. Before the methods of embalming and cremation were used, being buried alive wasn't all that unusual, at least not for Francis de Civille.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/394997/francis_de_civille_man_buried_alive.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/150_0000075178_0000128247.jpg" align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/334816/southwestern_airlines_accommodates.html"> Southwestern Airlines Accommodates Children and Smokers</a><br /><br />Southwestern Airlines has always been a leader in airline innovation. Their open seating plan is unique to all other airlines, and customers either love it or hate it. Now, they are tweaking that model to adjust to traveling families.<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/334816/southwestern_airlines_accommodates.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/150_0000075178_0000125413.jpg" align="left" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/327139/breaking_and_entering_sting_botched.html">Breaking and Entering Sting Botched: Turns Out "Burglar" Lived There</a><br /><br />When part time Broken Springs officer Keith Mauve noticed a dark skinned male moving suspiciously on the property across the street from where Mauve was moonlighting as a very tardy gas man, he thought he was witnessing a crime in progress...<a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/327139/breaking_and_entering_sting_botched.html">Read more...</a><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/150_0000075178_0000121147.jpg" align="right" /> <a href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/314646/the_cooch_pooch_how_one_womans_dream.html">The Cooch Pooch: How One Woman's Dream Went to the Dogs</a><br /><br />Local Broken Springs resident Marilyn Fisher had always dreamed of being in the Eukanuba Dog Show. 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